I have many stories about this particular Chairman of a company I used to work for, but this is my favorite.
The Chairman hired two assistants to run his office. The woman was "Kate" and the young man was "Alan," but the Chairman called him "Seven". For days Alan endured the Chairman calling them into the office by yelling down the hall, "Sue! Seven!"
Finally, Alan asked, "Why do you call me Seven?" The Chairman replied that he was the seventh assistant hired that month.
Aha. Alan got it, but kindly asked, "Why don't you just call me by my name?"
The Chairman said, "Because you're not going to be f*!%ing around long enough for me to learn your f*!%ing name!" He then pushed passed Alan, shouting, "Kate! Get rid of Seven and get me Eight!"