This e-mail was sent to all employees. It is not a joke.
Subject: Safety Tips
*Close* the drawers of filing cabinets when not in use
*Move* boxes out of pathways, corridors, and high traffic areas
*Hold* the hand rail when using the stairs, and keep to the left
*Wipe* up spills and wet spots in the tea room and reception
*Walk* - do not run - in the office
When the cleaners are on site, *Look* for the "Caution - Slippery When Wet" signs indicating recently mopped or polished floors
*Approach* blind corners and walkways with caution - give way at T-intersections!