I work for a small call center doing calls for a certain credit card company's benefit program.
I had a call
"Thank You for calling *#@$#$#@$* this is Steven how may I assist you today"
/"Hello This is #)$@*)$* and I need to know what my Extended Warranty Covers."
"I'll be happy to assist you with this. In order to bring up your specific card information may I please have your account #"
/"I just need to know whether a refurbished ******* would be covered"
"I can assist you with that may I please get your account #"
/"Listen Sandy I just need the information"
"Sir if I could please get your account # I can provide you with this information"
/"Sandy, Sandy, is it that you don't know the answer to my question or that you don't want to give me that information"
"Sir I do have the information you are inquiring about, however because of *&U*(#&*( security procedures I would need to get your account # in order to give that information"
/"Sandy, what I'm going to do now is call my ******** Customer Service and speak with a supervisor you're going to give them your name and identification and we will go from there. I'm going to cancel my **** card because you won't give me the information."
/"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. Thank you for calling ***** please enter your account # in order for a representative to assist you. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Ect."
-"Thank you for calling ****. Hello this is *#(*($*
/"I have Sandy on the line and she refuses to give me service. I've been on the phone for 12 minutes. This was supposed to take 10 seconds. Sandy are you still there"
"Sir My name is Steven and I've been on the line the whole time."
/"PUT SANDY ON THE LINE. PUT SANDY ON THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Click.... Operator disconnects the call.